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Elon shit, has had enough of the Shit coins madness! It's time to put an end to the endless parade of Shit coins and crown the true king .
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Bow down, peasants of the crypto kingdom, for the king of shit coins hath arrived—Elon Shit!
Gone are the days of uninspired Shit coins; behold the glorious reign of Elon Shit, the sovereign of silliness and the sultan of shenanigans!
With its irreverent name and audacious ambition, Elon Shit isn't just here to play; it's here to conquer. From the depths of shit coin world, Elon Shit shall reign supreme, leaving all other shit coins quivering in its stinky yet strangely alluring wake.
So, rally the troops, raise the banners, and prepare for the coronation of the century. With Elon Shit on the throne, the future of shit coins has never looked SO.....WELL, CREEPY
SHITONOMICS
TOTAL SUPPLY
69,000,000,000
No Taxes, NO Shit Show
Token Allocation:
25% for Liquidity: These tokens will be allocated to establish and maintain liquidity pools on decentralized exchanges, ensuring smooth trading and price stability.
5% for Marketing: This portion of tokens will be used for marketing initiatives such as promotions, partnerships, and advertising to enhance the project's visibility and attract users and investors.
5% for Airdrop: A small portion of tokens will be allocated for an initial airdrop at the time of launch to increase awareness and incentivize early adoption among potential users and investors.
60% for Burn: The majority of tokens will be allocated for burning based on market capitalization milestones as follows:
10% at 10 Million Market Cap: 10% of the total token supply will be burned when the project reaches a market capitalization of 10 million.
10% at 100 Million Market Cap: An additional 10% of the total token supply will be burned when the market capitalization reaches 100 million.
20% at 500 Million Market Cap: Another 20% of the total token supply will be burned when the market capitalization reaches 500 million.
20% at 1 Billion Market Cap: The remaining 20% of the total token supply will be burned when the market capitalization hits 1 billion to increase the scarcity of the token significantly.
5% for the Owner: This allocation is reserved for the project owner or team as a reward for their contributions, leadership, and efforts in launching and managing the project.
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Disclaimer:
Elon's Shit Token is purely for comedic purposes and should not be mistaken for an actual investment opportunity. Invest at your own risk, but remember, even Elon might flush this one away